"HONEST AL'S GREEN CAR SALES"

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It seems Al Gore's ambitions are limitless. After inventing the Internet, saving the planet from global warming, receiving a Nobel Peace Prize and an Academy Award, he now has ventured into green transportation. "Honest Al" has secured $529 million in taxpayer money for Fisker Automotive, a small car company he is backing to build a hybrid sports car. The price tag? Only a mere $89,000. That's not exactly affordable to the average American. Al knows that only the wealthy can afford to go green when it comes to cars. Judging by the early release photos it will be a sharp looking auto, as it should be for that price.

So what will the American taxpayer get in return for this investment in the green future? Not much, the car will be built in Finland! (Did he betray this country?) When can we expect repayment? Never, it won't happen. Unlike John DeLorean, who had to resort to selling cocaine to keep his automotive venture afloat, "Honest Al" has found the perfect financial partner...YOU, the American taxpayer.

But don't worry, Al will take care of the little guy. A new federal loan will finance a smaller, more affordable "green" run-about version. One that will be available to all, just like Henry Ford's Model T. According to Al it will run on a self contained methane fuel cell but he adds that a smaller price tag results in less features. Here's a picture of Al on the test track, (he's the one on the right). So what do you think?

No "inconvenient truth" here. I think Al has found his calling. So what are you waiting for America? Head on down to HONEST AL'S GREEN CAR SALES!