Saturday, December 19, 2009

DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!

Now that the Copenhagen talks are melting away and participants are congratulating themselves for completing another successful vacation on someone else's dime, another story is breaking in the world of Global Warming. Fraud...big time fraud in the European Cap and Trade system.  It seems crime has gotten into the selling and trading of carbon credits.

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6 comments:

  1. COPENHAGEN [AP] – Shocked and shaken by the theft of the Auschwitz sign, the world community must now "take note" of another midnight action. This time its a deal brokered by US President Barack Obama at the largest and most important U.N. meeting ever on fighting global warming. The new deal, which abandons the most vulnerable of nations along with the world's biologically rich tropical forests, continues a pattern of what international representatives call a "real lack of transparency" by the White House. Obama dismissed the UN's criticisms of his unusual and undemocratic negotiating process as "cynicism" while declaring his unbinding document an "unprecedented breakthrough". Obama's document promises to funnel up to $100B a year through the UN Development Programme, widely known for its corruption. "The deal is a triumph of spin over substance," said Jeremy Hobbs, executive director of Oxfam International, it "kicks back" on the issue of "climate cash". Like the Nazis sending "6 million people into furnaces" in the Holocaust, Obama is condemning the world to wide-spread global warming deaths, other leaders pointed out. Meanwhile, outside in the cold, hundreds of European protesters chanted and carried signs of Obama with the word "shame" pasted on his face.
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  2. In typical eloquent fashion, Obama claims victory from the ashes. The phrase "non-binding" is of no importance...unless your an American taxpayer. For now, I'll accept "non-binding" over victory in this socialist scheme to further spread the wealth of hard working U.S. citizens.
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  3. You are the ones who deny the facts. You would rather see us destroy ourselves just to save your money. You can't spend it in a burned out world.

    RP
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  4. RP
    Have you ever heard of "brainwashed", or should I say "braindead"...I try to be fair with all commentors but you are an exception.
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  5. I’d say more like an... ‘Educated Idiot’...
    AubreyJ.........
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  6. Aubrey:
    Good to hear from you. Hope your going to have a wonderful Christmas. I don't believe RP got his Christmas wish in Copenhagen.
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